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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Target's "Sneeze Whisperer" is quite creepy.

(click image, via reddit)
I think I'll just suffer, thanks.
Related: Target's terrorist target billboard.

3 Comments:

Anonymous said...: I've always known there is a reason you don't want to post your photo on here. Instead you are giving your readers the finger. You fear people will suffer.; 8:05 PM
Anonymous said...: oh don't be witty, he needs a hug.; 10:30 PM
Axel said...: He's quite cuddly, I think. That's someon'e dad/uncle/son, you heartless bastard.; 7:39 AM

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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Target's "Sneeze Whisperer" is quite creepy.

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