Wednesday, July 20, 2011

MEAT BABY WANTS MEAT NOT BOOB MILK.

(click ad, via) "The newest trend in infant feeding is to start meat early." Seven varieties of slop: beef, lamb, veal, pork, liver, heart(!), and bacon. That way, when he inevitably becomes a zombie baby, he'll already have a taste for flesh.
Previous disgusting vintage meat ads:
SPEEF?
meatloaf puke bowl.
Related: DICKMAN'S MEAT.  
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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When he becomes a zombie baby..

Can't the baby be *she* too? You can't assume the baby pictured is necessarily *he*.

Use "they".

1:06 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Blue=Boy, always (in the 50s).

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You baby your baby, so why shouldn't you treat your baby with meat made out of real babies?

Swift Brand baby meat is the only baby meat made out of 100% Irish babies.

5:37 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Thank you, J. Swift.

9:01 PM  
Blogger Bromantis said...

I dare say that Anonymous was quite Modest in that Proposal, just now.

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My brother was allergic to milk as a baby (in the 1970's) and had to drink something like this. It had the most horrible smell.

1:49 AM  

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