reddit) Self check-out, alright. She saved 12 cents on the two cucumbers (DP action? Or just two different sizes?). Those must be some cheap-ass thong panties. Walmart tagline: Save Money. Live Better. Hello Mesquite, Texas. Related: Guess what the single bestselling Walmart item was last year.
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