reddit) Kate's the cola, I guess. Remember Royal Crown cola, fellow old people? It's still around, but the two big colas bashed it into submission. Anyway, if you're one of those people who ruins whiskey/bourbon with cola, you're not allowed on this Irishman's blog. Related: Post-It®'s pathetic royal wedding billboard • Papa John's horrendous royal wedding pizza.
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