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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now I review ads, and do general ranting, cussing. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- Idiotic "Jesus Hates Obama" spot "banned" from Sup...
- Sex Worker Awareness Ads.
- The best-named funeral home ever.
- (spoof) Gillette introduces new 80-blade razor.
- This ketchup ad is complete and utter bullshit.
- A lingerie billboard made out of jumper cables.
- In France, good customer service is like busty fai...
- Link Haze, 1/19/11.
- The latest stupid Ray-Ban-is-cooler-than-you video...
- Wonderfully violent Soviet era work safety posters...