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I was so grossed out by the squiggly shoulder vein that at first I totally missed the title to this post. Then I saw it and laughed so hard I scared the cats. You have simultaneously horrified and hilarified me; good work.
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it looks like Iggy's been working out.
My wife thinks he needs to be moisturized.
I was so grossed out by the squiggly shoulder vein that at first I totally missed the title to this post. Then I saw it and laughed so hard I scared the cats. You have simultaneously horrified and hilarified me; good work.
Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia's offspring???
http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/star-wars-jabba-the-hutt_l.jpg
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