Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Justin Timberlake directs cunnilingus spot for his tequila.


Abysmal actor Justin Timberlake makes his "directorial debut" lensing three new futuresexy commercials for his own 901 Silver Tequila. The highfalutin' aristocratic copy is meant—I guess—to make me aware that this is a premium hooch for which I'm going to pay a premium price. It is, undistilled bullshit.
Also, of course: Liquor=SEX. Liquor=SEX. Liquor=SEX. And, Liquor=SEX. At least, they didn't beat around the bush (heh) here. Drink it up, gentlemen. The spot of course—without an edit—will never see the light of your American TV screen. Here's a second stupidly pretentious S&M spot. Both were shot at the Standard Hotel in LA. Related: copyranter names Timberlake's next FutureSexy album.

2 Comments:

Anonymous misscrisp said...

Those egregiously plastic ice cubes are unfortunately not the worst part of these spots.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Rocketboy said...

Wow.

At least TRY to make sense. I've never equated muff-diving to be similar to empires or cake.

And when she says 'gentlemen' at the start of the advert, does that mean that there's a line of snatch eaters in training in the room as well?

7:24 AM  

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