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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now I review ads, and do general ranting, cussing. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- (NSFW) AIDS awareness quickies.
- Visine gets the lead out to exploit Sydney dust st...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Ambi Pur toilet cleaner.
- Is that a NIPPLE in this 1937 ad for Simoniz?
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Diesel motorcycle helmets...
- Your disgusting public restroom ad of the week.
- E.D. humor works perfectly for fabric softener.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: CNA stores.
- Spliff-erific 'Weeds' poster.
- easybaby does it!