In 1898, cancer (and piles) cured with soothing balmy oils.
By Dr. B. Bye.
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By Dr. B. Bye.
...are used to mock her in this middling video effort by Goodby Silverstein. (link)
Good morning: for the third straight All Hallow's Eve, I present the Human Dickwad (click image). Your costume sucks the balls on his chin, in comparison. Also, here's the best Halloween-themed ad I've seen since I started this site. No, I'm not going to the NYC parade; I went once years ago, and that was enough. I'll be drinking vodka and shooting some bar pool with my girlfriend while wearing a black and orange leather Jughead hat.
These are three of the most senseless print ads I've ever seen. And so, therefore, perfect for the seventh Weekly Ad Uncoiling. (link)
"It's what Mosquitoes would use on Mosquitoes they don't like." (link)
They're weird. But kinda good. (link)
Delta, with its presumptuous Change Is: campaign, tries to get all servicey, in lieu of actually improving service. (link)
In case you were wondering.
...she's been everywhere. On SNL. Mocked by street artists. And of course in a new Manhattan Mini-Storage ad. (link)
...or you if can't suck your own dick, due to either physical or biological reasons, then figuratively suck your own dick. Have some selfish fun. See you Monday. (image via)
At least, that's what Californians for Immigration Stabilization are saying in this amazing :30 TV ad. (link)
Graffiti just became a more serious offense down under. And public transportation advertising just became more intrusive there, also. Which is worse visual pollution? (link)
Have you ever had a canoe stuck in your ass? (link)
If you can't get actual, gruesomely injured blue-collar workers for your work safety ad campaign, well then you just magically make 'em the fuck up. (link)
...for (not)FreeCreditReport.com. Is this what our country has come to? This will be the last thing the big guy is remembered for. That is sad. (link)
...and you get up to go to the bathroom, walk into a stall and find...toilet paper chilling in a mini-fridge. (link)
The gutter of a magazine is turned into an ass crack, advertising...you'll have to click to find out. (link)
Click ads to read copy.
...is a disembodied penis in a Belgian condom ad. So is Arnold Schwarzenegger. What the fuck else do you need as an incentive to click? (link)
A crazy little blue pill-popping man keeps driving this "Viva Viagra" missile through NYC's various tunnels and the cops have not once inspected the fucking thing. Are you watching terrorists? Design your next attack as an ad stunt and you'll be able to blow-up whatever the fuck you want. Plus, stupid Pfizer is suing the goofball. What idiots. They should be calling cash-strapped NASA to sponsor every one of their future rocket launches. (link, via)
...grillin' Gandhi, chillin' Dalai Lama. With some scary retouching, a Danish newspaper imagines what history's leading activists would look like if they hadn't been so...active. It's the third Weekly Ad Uncoiling. (link)