Thursday, August 28, 2008

When Advertising Lied Harder: The 1970s Love Rug.

(click ad to read copy)
"As you stroke, it strokes....It's almost like having another lover there with the two of you." 150 bucks?!? In the 70s? It better fucking stroke me. And how 'bout the Willie Aames look-a-like? update: commenter says that's porn star Randy West. previously: 1936—Schlitz is better for you than sunshine; 1968—think of this American Airlines stewardess as a MILF; 1972—amateur porn is born; 1960s—Schaefer is the one beer to have when the liquor store is out of every other brand.

14 Comments:

Anonymous CW said...

OK, color me ashamed, but that's Randy West, a dude that has been in porn forever. I think he's still making movies.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Deaf Brown Trash Punk said...

ewwww. that dude is so gross. but i'm LOL'ing right now.

12:53 PM  
Blogger M.M. McDermott said...

"The Love Rug: 60% of the time it works every time."

Giggity.

1:39 PM  
Blogger spencer said...

$150 in 1974 (or whenever) dollars? Holy shit.

1:48 PM  
Anonymous fedex said...

Isn't that Ted Danson?

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprised the copy doesn't include, "The Love Rug is perfect for carpet-munchers."

5:46 PM  
Blogger smashleigh said...

are they talking about the thing he is laying on or the thing on his head?

8:38 PM  
Blogger 1Letterman said...

Randy West, star of 1,125 films, is still "performing."

But he stopped directing two years ago.

But can you imagine getting the stains out of a 30 year old Love Rug for when they make the sequel?

10:46 PM  
Anonymous peachfuzz said...

I don't think I'll ever be able to think of the word MINK again without the word STROKIN' and that guy's face.

10:52 PM  
Anonymous racer said...

Jesus, I hope it's not "dry clean only".

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Rob said...

David Hasselhoff would make a good actor for the movie about Mr. West's life. But I don't see Hollywood doing one. Maybe Paul Verhoeven...

10:51 AM  
Anonymous trishket said...

I hope that thing's machine washable.

9:12 PM  
Blogger Colette said...

@mm mcdermott: "That's the smell of desire, my lady."

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Daily Brain Scan said...

Jesus that's my first husband.

4:52 PM  

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