Friday, June 13, 2008

Actually these days, it deserves a fifth of Jack and a couple of Klonopin.

(Click poster for closer look. Looks like David Wright swinging, but I think it's just some non-Met model guy.)
Seriously, the Mets need something a little stronger to sponsor their game-blowing asses these days. Like maybe an absinthe brand or heroin (even the Yankees got Johnnie Walker). But despite that stupid made-up meaningless marketing phrase "Superior Drinkability," at least Bud Light's got the messaging right: If you go to Shea, start drinking in the first inning and don't stop. C'mon Billy Wagner, you're fucking killing my girlfriend! previous Mets/Yankees posts: Bank of America ad features typical asshat Yankee fan; Introducing Bleacher Creature cuff links; my shrink says—watch more Mets games; A-Rod's big pants and milk moustache; Yankee clubhouse soon to smell like whorehouse. (snapped at the W4th subway station)

1 Comments:

Anonymous Rob said...

If my US friends are correct and Bud (any variety) tastes like crap, and these guys play like crap, it's a match made in heaven.

9:41 AM  

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