Friday, April 04, 2008

IT'S BIG TITS FRIDAY!!!

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SEE, BABE, IF YOU WORE A WONDERBRA, YOUR TITS WOULD BE SO BIG AND STICK OUT SO FAR THAT YOU WOULD STAND A MUCH GREATER RISK OF GETTING KILLED BY PASSING TRAINS! HOW FUCKING CLEVER, AD RETARDS! ALSO? YOU'D BE ABLE TO HOLD AN UMBRELLA WITH NO HANDS AND YOU'D NEED A BIGGER COFFIN LID AND NO MORE PANCAKE DAYS! BIG TITS! BIG TITS! BIIIIG TITS!!!!!
(located at a Singapore station. image via)

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

All PC crap aside, I think this is a pretty clever idea. Where's the 'copy' though CR?

I know, you just wanted to write BIG TITS! a lot so your blog comes up in a teenage google search.

10:36 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Actually, one of the most popular search terms that leads to me is:

"glory hole"

you want more traffic to your site? Get that term into a headline somehow.

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know - As a bra buyer, I'm averse to having my boobs nicked by a train.

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please, will they please find another way to sell WonderBra. I can't stand it anymore. No matter how "creative" the idea, I just gag up my breakfast all down the front of my C wannabees.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't they just put their name logo on the big mittens soccer goalies wear?
That would get them plenty of TV exposure since most of the world watches that. Plus it tickles my juvenile sense of humour.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Justin said...

The thing that I really like/hate about wonderbra ads is that they do something subtle and debatably clever of which the message is anything but subtle, as CR quite delicately puts it, BIG TITS!!!

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought there should be a name for Fridays at ad agencies. At one shop, they had a "Thirsty Thursday" that was an agency-wide Happy Hour. I always thought they should have "Horny Friday" the next day. But "Big Tits Friday" works just as well.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just why isn't there a "Big Tits ad agency"?

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like another commenter, this doesn't make me want to buy the product. In fact, none of the Wonderbra ads make me want to buy one.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the point of advertising, to get people to buy stuff?
To me these ads seem to be laughing at the women who wear them because of how ridiculously large they make your knockers look. I find them entertaining but I'm sure not left wishing I could hold an umbrella with my tits.

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same concept, different executions. Over and over and over again.

10:25 AM  
Blogger Maria said...

all these seem directed to males rather than females

8:16 PM  
Blogger Susie Bones said...

wow, i am really slow!! some of these ads are *really* subtle. i don't think everyone can get all of them. I just thought it was annoying that they were using subway station yellow lines to advertise. Well, I still think it's annoying, but now at least I know that wonderbra has it's own yellow line here to make it's point. the distance between the two though.. that is so ridiculous!

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Free Porn said...

Dude, for me it is big tits everyday!

6:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is funny.. It makes me want to buy one just to say i have one.. as long as i get a couple of these adds with it... you guys cant tell me these are not funny!!!!!! And yes they are one sided towards men!

11:54 PM  

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