Diamonds are a boy's sense of humor.
How many diamonds does it take to screw a wife?
The best part about this ad for the Diamond Trading Company is that it was scanned from the pages of Fortune magazine—read by humorless insecure rich men, apparently. This insulting bit of marketing could become a campaign with some serious legs:
—Hey, What Do You Know, She Thinks You Fuck Like A Champion.
—Hey, What Do You know, She Thinks You Don't Smell Like Shit Anymore.
—Hey, What Do You Know, She Thinks Living In A Loveless Marriage With An Emotionally-Stunted Loser Is OK.
Leave yours in the comments, if you want.
previous diamond ads:
1. De Beers. She Won't Say No.
2. monogamy to the power of 100.