As a matter of fact, there IS a perfectly logical reason why this male model's pants are around his ankles.
It's probably because designer frankie morello didn't want to spend the extra lira (sorry, euros) to place a separate ad for men's underwear in the November Italian Vogue.
But putting aside media budgets, what the fuck is going on here? Did she just service him? Perhaps...he is a forest sprite who's not used to wearing clothing? This senseless ad joins other recent mysteries of fashion advertising like the passed out Kate Spade shoe wearer, the Jimmy Choo desert murder scene, the Dakota Fanning about-to-be-raped Marc Jacobs ad, the Diesel fuck-you angel, and the Uniqlo antelope.
Maybe you have a guess as to what the above scene means? If so, please leave it in the comments.
(thanks to Sivan Lewin for the tip/ad)