Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Tom Fords A Valley.


(click ad to look for razor burn)
Tom Ford, noted manscaper, has introduced his first men's cologne with two print ads: one with a bottle between a women's legs (above), and the other with it between breasts. Sooo...the bottle is a penis—how edgy. But then again, maybe gay Tom has performed some tomfoolery with these over-heterosexualized shots. Maybe, the model is a man in the midst of gender reassignment. Now THAT would be awesome. Either way, she/he has no use for Naughty Nads®.
previously in sex in fashion:
1. NoHo Ass.
2. auto repairs by Clint.
3. The G-Star glory hole.
4. DIESEL woos fcuk hoi polloi.
5. Introducing FUCK ME Camels.
6. "The King is so big, smooth, shiny, hard, and black."

10 Comments:

Blogger Chris said...

Wow. I just threw up all over my computer. Thanks.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sooo, is this ad supposed to let me know that this cologne smells like fish?

12:04 PM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

What kind of hack photographer took this photo? That bottle of cologne is obviously blocking her vagina.

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is she so extremely wet?

Theory: Tom Ford is enjoying some water sports with his hot young PA nearby and one of them misses their intended target and pisses on model. Model freaks out, drops the bottle of cologne and photographer clicks with perfect timing as she's writhing around on the floor in sheer disgust / delight.


Or maybe she's an AA retail clerk who just left her 3 month review meeting with Dov Cheney?

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Raindog said...

What the hell is that thing below the bottle? I thought it was a butter knife, but on the larger image it looks like some sort of fabric. It's kind of scary; I think maybe she should have that checked out by a doctor.

3:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah gender reassignment. Real cool. Not only would that be unbelievable stupid (much like this blogger), but it would be the worst business decision ever. Not that this kind of crap will sell much anyway. But the ad has made thousands more know about it than otherwise.

3:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck the stupid ass blog author. Post this you stupid fascist piece of shit. Does blogging make you feel powerful. You're still a fucking loser to all of you, trust me. Still that little stupid fucking ugly loser you've always been. Life sucks doesn't it. Have you considered suicide? Sometimes it really is the best option.

3:42 AM  
Blogger Feh23 said...

What ever happened to pubic hair?

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's no gi-gi. That's a tuck. Look at those hands.

6:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous 2 suggests you commit suicide for not liking this advertisement. That's what I call brand loyalty

6:27 PM  

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