Wednesday, September 19, 2007

SUBTEXT: (You Gay Sluts, You!)

McDonald's ad snapped inside the entrance to a bar in Boystown, Chicago, the first "officially recognized" (?) gay village in the United States.
Well well, Mickie D's, you're all grows up, you're all grows up! Now that's a Happy Meal! Want Guys with that? etc. (sorry)
But seriously; there's nothing as strong as post-McDonald's gas. And ripping Big Mac farts during that magical first night encounter is a major turnoff. You can try holding them in, but then you're making goofy faces while clutching your upper groin region—also a big turnoff. You're much better off with an empty stomach, actually.
(snapped by Marah Eakin)
previously in gay marketing:
1. Grab Your Poles!
2. GOD SAVE QUEENS.
3. HOMOMETROSEXUALS™.
4. Bud tells gays OK to be gay.
5. The Gays don't buy their leather at Daffy's.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

CR, what were you doing in Boystown?

Just curious... bi-curious...

1:26 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

You know, when someone leaves a comment that displays that he/she/HeShe didn't fully read the post...it breaks my heart. BREAKS IT.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Lucky Pierre said...

Oh yeah, McGas could spoil a very special moment. Speaking of gay stuff, I miss your real pic.

3:05 PM  
Anonymous Lucky Pierre said...

PS. I know you're not gay, just hot (and I'm fairly certain you don't have a problem with gay guys thinking you're hot).

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Atherton Bartelby said...

As a gay man who actually used to live in Boystown, I find this ad to be supremely stupid. What gay man in his right mind would eat a Big Mac before anal? Turn-off, indeed!

7:28 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

two all-beef patties, special sauce... oh, never mind.

7:48 PM  

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