If Svedka is the #1 vodka 26 years from now, I'll drink myself to death with it.
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Svedka continues its super subtle campaign to be sexycool. First, they went after the Heteros. Next, Lesbians. After that, a lame grab at Gay men. Now it's closeted men, I guess. Note how they lamely false-trademarked their new lame term. And not only is this ad stupid, it's stupidly ironic. "...prefer Svedka over trendy labels?" Um, what's that big honking trendy label on SVEDKA_GRL's thigh plate? (scanned from the Styles section of Sunday's New York Times.)
previously in Svedka's shitty ads:
1. Who do I blame for your insipid ads, Svedka?
2. No, you're a bad ad trapped in a phone kiosk.
3. Six Stories of STUPID.
4. THIS SVUCKS.