Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Where Gay Men, Angry Women Hook Up.

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His eyes say—the exact opposite of lust. Her eyes say—you gotta be kidding me with this cheap-ass rented limo. Apparently Lady Sluttington showed up to this first date wearing only underwear and that fur coat. But the most pressing question I have here is...what the hell is Sir Smoking Jacket doing with his hands?
(scanned from the atrocious Aspen Magazine.)

previously:
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11 Comments:

Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Warming his hands from the fire of the burning lower class outside the opened limo door?

(Man, that was just too far for me to go to try and make that work, sorry.)

1:39 PM  
Blogger concha said...

are those the hands of Mr. Burns?

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's going to get that body oil ALL over the seats.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Sparkler said...

FINALLY! A place where I can find an ugly guy with lots of money and the guts to wear a gold lame jecket, who will bankroll my stripping career!

It looks like a match-up site for pimps and prostitutes, actually...

2:04 PM  
Blogger Jaime said...

He's about to elbow her in the stomach, and she's about to slap him in the face with her stiletto.

Overall a really successful execution.

3:36 PM  
Blogger David said...

He's about to reach the fascinating denouement of the classic "Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the door... and here's a bunch of impoverished, pale heterosexuals."

4:33 PM  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

even wealthy men get their haircut at Supercuts!

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Soooo its like an escort site... damn if you have to ask u can't afford it. I checked into it the sign up is free.... Hey ladies email me I am fucking loaded!!

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aspen Magazine went all out with providing their designers with Photoshop 3.0 to get that fur coat and Payless shoes to match up but whoa, apperantly the benefit package didn't cover those hands.

1:40 AM  
Blogger Scamp said...

she likes to marry the gay man cos then she don't have to put out but can just shop all day

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Jumper Bailey said...

Oh, wow.

And the site is as bad as the ad.

Of course, it appears that the "unverified" wealthy men far outnumber the "verified" wealthy men. (I suspect one does not need a "goldbricking certification" for this site, as participation no doubt serves as sufficient proof.)

And pardon my skepticism here, but:

$2M+/yr
Guthrie, OK
Age: 21

...yeah, right.

I've driven through Guthrie, Oklahoma. I assure you that there are no 21 year old millionaires in Guthrie, Oklahoma.

With the exception of the just-out-of-high-school types pretending to be millionaires, the whole thing smacks of an organized midlife crisis.

11:35 PM  

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