Monday, June 12, 2006

BREAKING NEWS NOW...

Online dating site True has placed an ad on the internet that does NOT feature a woman wearing a bikini. Stay tuned here for further developments as this astounding story unfolds...

previously:
BIKINI KILL

9 Comments:

Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

Yeah it's upsetting. Those bikini girls wanted me, and this one is kind of indifferent. It's like she has a brain or something terrible like that.

3:02 PM  
Blogger alizinha said...

yeah, but she IS anorexic. woohoo!

4:46 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Gumb said...

I agree with alizinha.

It is off-putting to see a woman's skeleton when you haven't actually skinned her yet.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

5:16 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Yes, Mr. Gumb, quite spunky of you. Now back in your room and let another patient use the computer.

6:07 PM  
Blogger pinknest said...

wow, and she's not even nipply.

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Von K said...

I know, pinknest. I was disappointed too.

1:39 PM  
Blogger pinknest said...

it must be a new trend, eh? now more than ever*.

* i despise this phrase

2:54 PM  
Anonymous adverlicious said...

Not to worry, folks. Anyone in cheesy bikini withdrawal can take comfort in knowing that Mate1 has picked up the slack --

http://adverlicio.us/mate1_com_search_300x250

or

http://adverlicio.us/mate1_com_spilling_300x250

Connoisseurs of the art form can advance their research further here in an archive of, amongst other topics, online dating ads --

http://adverlicio.us/taxonomy/term/376

And yes, I need to get a life ;-)

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really like balls.

6:18 AM  

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